tfln.

1. so sorry about the scratches. i was a little excited, hm? hope i didn't leave any lasting scars on you or the furniture.
2. three people proposed marriage to me after that stunt at the bar. we should go out together more often.
3. i did warn you i had my hands full. it's not my fault you chose to interpret that wrongly.
4. i could eat a whole cow right now.